My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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