I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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