Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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