Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
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