I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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