Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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