sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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