someone get that fucking seahorse.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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