I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
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My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
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I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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