i just google imaged poop.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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