dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
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just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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