I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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