Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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