So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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