we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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