hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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