For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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