The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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