It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
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I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
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Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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