My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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