you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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