and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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