are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
send nudes
from the living room?
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