this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
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