Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
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When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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