He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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