Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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