Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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