Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
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I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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