Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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