Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
