My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
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Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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