Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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