I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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