there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Randomize
