Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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