i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
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Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
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So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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