I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
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Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
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I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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