I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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