at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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