As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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