She said her name was "party"
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Sorry my hands just texted you
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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