Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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