she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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