Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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