if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
What did we do last night that was yellow?
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
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dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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