new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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