i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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