on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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