I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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