Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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