you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Betty ford says i'm here all night
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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