Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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