just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I could fuck to npr.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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