I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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