About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
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sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
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Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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