Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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