I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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