Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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