She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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