You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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