In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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He better not be in your backpack
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
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